Pure Poetry

Whilst cleaning through the drawers of my external hard drive, I stumbled onto some gems from my past, including a .txt file containing the remnants of my brief but fervent crush on Scottie from Star Trek. The file properties are all out of whack, but I'm guessing this was created waay before the date on the file. Anyhow.. Enjoy!

scottie
scottie
boombalady
pick me up in your maserati
you and i will sip hot totties
afterwards we'll do karate

scottie
scottie
boombalady
do you box, or do pilates?
either way, your are a hottie
day and night i want your body

scottie
scottie
boombalady
will you take me to the potty?
i'll dress you up just like john gotti
afterwards we'll do the naughty