HELP!!

I have been captured by the dreaded Cable TV with free Showtime/HBO/Cinemax 3-month preview and I can't escape!!! Please send snacks, knitting supplies and lots of water. Seriously tho... I am not working out, I am bored often, it is too cold to be outside for extended periods of time, and there is no Bikram studio for 100's of miles. What's a girl to do?